Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better
I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
maybe now we can stop doubting her intelligence just because she sings party songs
and it’s just kesha now. no $
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u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
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MOTHER JONES: Sit down and read
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
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Some days are like this…
*deep sigh of contentment*
this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see
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