Cats being cats
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checking tumblr in public
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Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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The most hardcore handshake of all time.
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The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand three hundred and fifty three feet.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
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We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
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my favorite line of all time
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